Happy fucking birthday. Let’s get drunk. Let’s get weird. Let’s get naked. Let’s buy some balloons that finally say everything we’ve always wanted to, and give them to everyone that just got older, because hey, you survived another year! And that’s something worth celebrating. It’s party time, motherfuckers. You want some inappropriate birthday cards, sarcastic birthday cards, rude birthday cards? Yeah we got all that. We have funny birthday cards and funny birthday party balloons of course. Get some adult birthday party balloons while you’re at it, because we all know that vulgar birthday parties are the best. Cheers, bitches.
Absolutely loved this puzzle!!! Now I want a p*ssy puzzle! Do you guys have one?? If so, I’ll buy it!
Dicks Puzzle
Brian Underkofler
Love the pens, write great too!!
Fresh Out Of Fucks Pen Set
Jessica Anglin
I love this sticker. We just put it on our car and we get compliments all the time. The quality is great and it was easy to place without bubbles. It's very fitting for our family- we're kind of ridiculous parents with the best kid ever (yeah yeah we're biased), so it works well!
Proud Parent of a Dope Ass Kid Bumper Sticker
Karen Barker
Love the stickers, as did the friends I got them for!
I Can Do All Things Through Spite Which Strengthens Me Sticker
Tabatha Anderson
Got them for my son for Christmas and he is a huge thrifter. He is absolutely loved them.
