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What, another baby shower? Yes, it’s that time of year again — because when friends, co-workers and even casual acquaintances need funding for their latest little bundle of joy, it’s always that time of year, isn’t it. And they expect you to get them the best baby shower gift ever. Let them know how you really feel with the “Congrats on the Baby You Totally Had on Purpose” card, or the “Sorry the Condom Broke” balloon. We also offer funny baby shower gifts, cards and balloons for when she’s ready to pop — like the Ready to Pop balloon. Not that you should pop the Ready to Pop balloon, unless you’re playing one of those baby shower games where you readily pop balloons that also happen to be… never mind. Personal favorite: a magnet that reads, “I’ve decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard.” Isn’t this just the best baby shower gift ever conceived? Isn’t it the cutest?
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