Naughty Bear Dick 3D Pop Up Card
Well isn’t this teddy bear sneaky as f***
The front cover features a smiley brown bear holding an “I love you” candy heart. What’s that? Bad bear wants something else. As your significant other opens this inappropriate pop up card, the cuddle bug inside pops a raging, no-foreplay boner. Classic. If your act of kindness inspires two or more whole minutes of love making, leave the card open. Bad bear likes to watch.
Perfect occasions: Funny valentine’s day cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, dirty anniversary cards for husband or wife, adult I’m sorry (forgive me) cards for couples, mature 3d greeting cards for spouse, and more.
What’s inside: Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm) Fun, colorful mushrooms on front cover Inside of card has pop up magic mushrooms