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“Talk about a ho into a housewife! Like, that's some real adult shit. And you guys nailed it on this whole perfect couple thing. Seriously though, I hope your wedding is every bit as amazing as your Pinterest board, because I’m gonna Instagram the crap out of your wedding.” Behold: you have just witnessed the marvel of funny wedding balloons, cards and decorations that can conduct entire conversations on their own. When you find yourself in an awkward moment, these funny wedding greeting cards and balloons do the talking for you. Just don’t forget to say “Thanks for the open bar. Oh yeah, and congrats on the marriage.”
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