15 *tips* to make ‘em swoon... More penis puns...Coming.

Our dick bouquet card has so many tips, it’s impossible to not make them laugh *clears throat* hard.

The outside of this adult 3d greeting card features a set of neatly packaged...Packages. As your “honey” opens this flowery surprise, a full collection of multi-directional, 3d ween will burst from the centerfold. If you want to get past 3rd base, send this instead of another eggplant emoji.

Perfect occasions: Dirty valentine’s day cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, funny anniversary cards for husband or wife, adult 3d greeting cards couples, cheeky gag gifts for spouse, and more.

What’s inside: Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm) Bouquet of dicks on front cover Inside of card has several pop up penises

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