We know how hard it is to find the right card. Well guess what? The big greeting card companies are just fake AF. Not us. We pride ourselves on harvesting only the finest homegrown artisanal wit for our cards, and then we soak them in the salty tears of our past bad relationships. Um, sorry if that got dark — in reality, our super funny greeting cards come from a place of love. And when you really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really love someone, with twelve “reallys,” you need a card that fucking says exactly that. These are the inappropriate birthday cards you are looking for. We have sarcastic greeting cards, funny rude birthday cards, crazy bachelorette party invitations, and funny romantic cards. Find one for the one you love. Or the one you hate.