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Let’s be honest: these are the best fucking balloons ever. If you want subtle, quiet, humble, you came to the wrong place. These are the offensive balloons, the naughty balloons, the rude balloons — the kind of balloons your mother warned you about. Yeah, we’ve got some funny baby shower balloons too… right next to the abusive birthday balloons. Did we mention sexy balloons? These balloons have so much sex. (You think you’re into latex? These ARE latex.) Our balloons are funny balloons — in fact, these balloons are so funny, when you blow them up they will blow you away. We know balloons. We have the best balloons. Buy them for someone you give a shit about.